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Re: Man Thinks He Can Stop a Semi

That was the lamest death I have ever seen on here. Not only did he think he could stop a rolling semi by standing in front of it, but when he realized he couldn't he had ample time to just move out of the way instead of continuing to let it push him towards another parked semi.
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Re: Man Thinks He Can Stop a Semi

It's like that scene The Other Guys. How can you be that impossibly stupid?

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Re: Man Thinks He Can Stop a Semi

Well that’s all the proof I need.
Humans have officially turned the corner, and are becoming dumber daily
How do you suppose that person is able to pass on their genes exactly?
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Re: Man Thinks He Can Stop a Semi

How big does your ego have to be to think you can stop a tractor-trailer by hand? I can only hope to have that much self-confidence before I die. “Watch me dive between the blades of this combine to stop it from running over a sprinkler head!”
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Someone with that level of stupidity is bound to end up dead early, only a matter of time
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Re: Man Thinks He Can Stop a Semi

At least the man in the previous case died trying to save people from gas station fire
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Looks like it's loaded with steel.
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He loved his truck so much that he was willing to use his head as damper so that his truck will not get scratched....
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