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Some people just do not have a brain in their skull.....really.
Any white matter he did have between his hers...is well flattened now.
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That's Suck
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That happened to me once. I was about eight years old and I put my finger in my mother's old washing machine wringer with the two hard rubber "rolling pins" on top. Pulled my finger right in. My finger hurt like the dickens for a day! Oh, wait...not quite the same, is it? But, the theory-physics behind it are!
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SHIT that was unreal! I had to replay it a few times.
I gotta show this video to my cousin so he can quit his job. He works in that field.
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My cellie asked if he can rent that machine to show it to his whore ex-wife?
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My cellie asked if he can rent that machine to show it to his whore ex-wife?
Yes tell her it tickles her fingers
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wow that's mesmerizing to watch
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He didn't feel a fuckin' thing.
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He was all over the papers, that day...full page spread...
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