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08-14-2023, 10:22 PM
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Man Was Split in Half After Being Run Over by Train
A 27-year-old man died when he was run over by a train in Centro de Bálsamo, São Paulo state, on Saturday (12). According to the Fire Department, the victim tried to jump into the wagon while the locomotive was moving, but slipped and fell on the tracks.
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08-14-2023, 11:01 PM
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Re: Man Was Split in Half After Being Run Over by Train
That was obviously a half-assed attempt to mount an iron horse. Trains should not be fucked with—period. |
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08-14-2023, 11:16 PM
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Re: Man Was Split in Half After Being Run Over by Train
His right toes got crushed... bet that hurt. Thus is the life (and death) of the un-sure-footed hobo. |
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08-14-2023, 11:21 PM
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Re: Man Was Split in Half After Being Run Over by Train
It's fucking true. Brazilian flip-flops are the most loyal shoes in the world.  |
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08-15-2023, 01:01 PM
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Re: Man Was Split in Half After Being Run Over by Train
We need one split down the middle as left and right halves. We’ve already got plenty of top and bottom halves..   |
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08-15-2023, 04:52 PM
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Re: Man Was Split in Half After Being Run Over by Train
Yes......let's see some variety in portioning. A full dissection right down the middle....top & tails....
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