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08-23-2018, 05:09 PM
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Re: Man Shot Dead in the Head in His Bed
Compared to many other places we've seen, that place appeared clean and tidy. Except for, you know, Dead Ted's Head Bleeding on the Bed.  |
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08-24-2018, 01:44 AM
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Re: Man Shot Dead in the Head in His Bed
At least he doesn't have to sleep anymore using those yuckie stained pillow covers.  |
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08-24-2018, 02:19 AM
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Geez.. And here I am complaining about MY alarm clock at 7am on a Friday morning... |
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08-24-2018, 08:39 AM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:86 "That's what." - She Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 17,712 Mentioned: 43 Post(s) Quoted: 6196 Post(s)
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Re: Man Shot Dead in the Head in His Bed
" I heard Jamal from 90th street watched that tape last week and this mornin' he woke up dead!" "How the hell do you wake up dead?" "Cause' you're alive when you go to sleep." "So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?" " You can't go to bed dead! That shit would've been redundant." "No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die and not be in the bed." "But you are in the bed. That's how you wake up dead in the first place fool!" "Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!" |
