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07-06-2025, 10:02 AM
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Man Riding a Bike Dies After Being Kicked by a Cow on a Bridge
A man riding a bike died after being kicked by a cow before being thrown into a Malaysian river yesterday. The District Police Chief said that a farm worker found the 53-year-old victim unconscious at about 7.55 am on Saturday. The victim suffered a clearly visible wound on his forehead. The victim was then rushed to the Hospital for treatment but died from his injuries, he said. He said the autopsy results found the cause of death to be severe traumatic brain injury. Investigations found that the victim was kicked by a cow, causing him to fall from a certain height, he added. One bridge too far.    |
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07-06-2025, 10:23 AM
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Re: Man Riding a Bike Dies After Being Kicked by a Cow on a Bridge
Excellent aim  Too bad for the fella that quickly exited stage right.  |
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07-06-2025, 10:41 AM
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Re: Man Riding a Bike Dies After Being Kicked by a Cow on a Bridge
Great find, KH. Found his obituary, which claimed he "passed away peacefully". |
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07-06-2025, 10:57 AM
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Re: Man Riding a Bike Dies After Being Kicked by a Cow on a Bridge
Wow. I did not know that cows were capable of that.
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07-06-2025, 11:15 AM
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Re: Man Riding a Bike Dies After Being Kicked by a Cow on a Bridge
That was a kung fu cow 
__________________ Suck it up, buttercup!!! |
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07-06-2025, 11:29 AM
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Re: Man Riding a Bike Dies After Being Kicked by a Cow on a Bridge
Was that a Kawasaki?
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07-06-2025, 12:06 PM
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Re: Man Riding a Bike Dies After Being Kicked by a Cow on a Bridge
Spinning back kick!   Absolutely ended him on the spot. Great aim too. Kicked him between the railings dead on. Amazing find! |
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07-06-2025, 12:11 PM
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Re: Man Riding a Bike Dies After Being Kicked by a Cow on a Bridge
Dark one night, when bed we all were in Old leary lady left a shed the lantern in And when the kick cowed it over She eyed her wink and said There'll be a time hot, in the town old, tonight! |
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07-06-2025, 01:33 PM
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Re: Man Riding a Bike Dies After Being Kicked by a Cow on a Bridge
Moooove the fuck out the bitch
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07-06-2025, 01:34 PM
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Re: Man Riding a Bike Dies After Being Kicked by a Cow on a Bridge
Way bitch*
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