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08-24-2021, 06:08 AM
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 Für Immer Verloren Poster Rank:50 Boredom + Despair Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 30,253
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Man with Massive Gash to His Face Found Agonising in Abandoned Car
Don't know if he survived. Any info' appreciated.
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08-24-2021, 06:21 AM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:248 So many choices now Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 5,548 Mentioned: 15 Post(s) Quoted: 2120 Post(s)
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Re: Man with Massive Gash to His Face Found Agonising in Abandoned Car
Shaving mishap. He just happened to be in a car crash whilst shaving. Saving time on the commute to work. Whadda multi-tasker!
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08-24-2021, 06:50 AM
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Re: Man with Massive Gash to His Face Found Agonising in Abandoned Car
Quick! Pour some salt in those wounds! 
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08-24-2021, 07:32 AM
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Re: Man with Massive Gash to His Face Found Agonising in Abandoned Car
doubt he survived this. sliced like a watermellon  |
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08-24-2021, 02:13 PM
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Re: Man with Massive Gash to His Face Found Agonising in Abandoned Car
~ Message Moral: Next time keep from saying what you're thinking to Yourself
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08-24-2021, 02:35 PM
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Re: Man with Massive Gash to His Face Found Agonising in Abandoned Car
Side slash is survivable, the glancing slice on top of his head will depend in how much the brain was affected and also the quality of medical services provided to the "cara" (guy).
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08-24-2021, 03:34 PM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:32 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 47,136 Mentioned: 27 Post(s) Quoted: 23339 Post(s)
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Re: Man with Massive Gash to His Face Found Agonising in Abandoned Car
That’s what happens when you try and eat a Carl’s Jr. triple meat cheeseburger in one bite.
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08-24-2021, 08:17 PM
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Re: Man with Massive Gash to His Face Found Agonising in Abandoned Car
Can't tell you how often I've seen these kinds of shaving accidents! Plus the guy is obviously choking on a marshmallow. |
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08-24-2021, 10:20 PM
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Re: Man with Massive Gash to His Face Found Agonising in Abandoned Car
No. No he did not survive. Not sure he had any blood left.
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08-25-2021, 12:35 AM
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 My Rank: STAFF SERGEANT Poster Rank:714 ALL MAN! Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,163 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 31 Post(s)
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Re: Man with Massive Gash to His Face Found Agonising in Abandoned Car
The REAL ending scene of SLING BLADE!! |
