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08-24-2021, 06:08 AM
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 Für Immer Verloren Poster Rank:50 Boredom + Despair Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 30,197
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Man with Massive Gash to His Face Found Agonising in Abandoned Car
Don't know if he survived. Any info' appreciated.
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08-24-2021, 06:21 AM
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Re: Man with Massive Gash to His Face Found Agonising in Abandoned Car
Shaving mishap. He just happened to be in a car crash whilst shaving. Saving time on the commute to work. Whadda multi-tasker!
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08-24-2021, 06:50 AM
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 The Devil's Left Hand Poster Rank:70 Male Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 22,202 22,202Posts 43,089Thanked 9,551Quoted 21Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Man with Massive Gash to His Face Found Agonising in Abandoned Car
Quick! Pour some salt in those wounds! 
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08-24-2021, 07:32 AM
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Re: Man with Massive Gash to His Face Found Agonising in Abandoned Car
doubt he survived this. sliced like a watermellon  |
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08-24-2021, 02:13 PM
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Re: Man with Massive Gash to His Face Found Agonising in Abandoned Car
~ Message Moral: Next time keep from saying what you're thinking to Yourself
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08-24-2021, 02:35 PM
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Re: Man with Massive Gash to His Face Found Agonising in Abandoned Car
Side slash is survivable, the glancing slice on top of his head will depend in how much the brain was affected and also the quality of medical services provided to the "cara" (guy).
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08-24-2021, 03:34 PM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:30 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 49,627 49,627Posts 76,343Thanked 24,338Quoted 28Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Man with Massive Gash to His Face Found Agonising in Abandoned Car
That’s what happens when you try and eat a Carl’s Jr. triple meat cheeseburger in one bite.
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08-24-2021, 08:17 PM
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Re: Man with Massive Gash to His Face Found Agonising in Abandoned Car
Can't tell you how often I've seen these kinds of shaving accidents! Plus the guy is obviously choking on a marshmallow. |
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08-24-2021, 10:20 PM
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Re: Man with Massive Gash to His Face Found Agonising in Abandoned Car
No. No he did not survive. Not sure he had any blood left.
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08-25-2021, 12:35 AM
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 My Rank: STAFF SERGEANT Poster Rank:719 ALL MAN! Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,161 1,161Posts 316Thanked 31Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Man with Massive Gash to His Face Found Agonising in Abandoned Car
The REAL ending scene of SLING BLADE!! |
