Was once almost killed by a single fist. Yon had just come home from the gym, his arms swollen and sweaty. He grunted a greeting, spun me round and shoved his armnhammer into my love muffin. I cried out, please, please take my underwear off first, the nylon will prolapse my passage. Yon calls this a double dutch udder, but in his language it sounds more pleasant.
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