#1
|
Man Killed Instantly After Being Sucked into Fan
He walked into the test area where the fans were being balanced. The happy announcer sounds as peaceful as giving the weather... Of course, it happened in China. |
The Following 197 Users Say Thank You to RiversEdge For This Useful Post: | ||
><0300><, 1/2Woman1/2Man, 1594, 420, 50cal, AceGoober, akumaryu, akverse47, Allon2109, AlvinKarpis, AngelAssassin, angel_eyes, Aries85, Azimuth, beepboop, Beloved, BLACKOUTx4500x, Bletch, Bronte1068, Buckafuffalo, Budd Dwyer, Caf002, cannonreload, carlosdaniel, carlosyanez75, Cartwright, Chewy316, ChristineB, ChristySD, Circlecast, CooperS, coxime, crainey1, CrunchyCripple, Cyclon, DarkAngelEdge, dasplague, DaveTheBassist, Davinche14, DespoticDev, destroyerangel, DiamondSmiles, Dmocecil, docfr8, Dodger712, dogleg818, Donald Flatulence, downunder, Dr Thrumpkinz, Dr. Dot, drivingblind666, ech0.o, Ellqu96, Erke, EWSER-X, eyeful_hound, ezeemonee, fattubbashit, FavaBeans, Ferocity, fireboy35, flailingmeatmech, ForeignLungs, Frank_Tenpenny, fred5079, fruitbatz, FunkPumpkin, Gabrielle*78*, Gabz, gargoyleX3, ggall, GOD's SADNESS, GoreGram, GuttR, Heavy, Heisenburg, Hermit, hitbloodsh, HSO, I'mNotARobot, icehole, icepick29, illdude31, Illusion, imxasthur, iridopelma, itchypussy, jbellashaw, jesse, jesuswept, jhgdwb85, Johnthejedi24, jojo58, jque, Karl K, Karma, Kavalino, keefgan, kellyhound, Kiwibunny, kris440, laal, Laurisa, Lion-hearted Girl, LrlynJy, lucipherkc, lvblvb, madrussian, Mandolino, MannyFarber1980, marble, Marek Kucera, Menalipa, MesaGrande, methfreeq, minka1, mischiefmammal, MisterE, mparryuk52, Mr.NoCredit, MrEzzzkiel, murofhsirgo, myss)(phit, nastyg, Nates8er, NikkiSkumm, nowheretorun56, Ntwadumela, NUUDLZ, obelix, OhJstFkOffAlrdy, Oonie, Oswald2001, Pam&Punky, Paupercool1, Pelle, PepperJack, Pink_spyder, piootr73, Plague, PlinyTheYounger, preying_mantis666, Psychonautical, pulsefreezer, Pyramid_Head, Qberth, Qrixzter, radams007, raggity ham, rambbb, RapelSyrup, rapeWhistle, RatchetCooze, Ravensdark, raygun56, REVZZYBAN, ritthead, rlon, RobMoses, ROTArrebenta, rotten, Sadisticfucker, SargeistExisting, SCARLETXXXTREME, schindler, SeXaR_77, shitfly, shiverpudlian, SimoneFlen', SolonJhee, Stef81, Steve, Suburbanite, Susan, sutty37, SweetPeach, takanuvanathan, targetless, tbone79, thecrazyglopss, thecuriousgeorge, TheSocialPariah, toxie, ttjj1410, tuan10000, TxWader, Vampyre, Vorgrus, William May, winvens, XxMutilatedxX, Yanni, yellowshoeblues, yesss, yogadork, yoohooguy, Zeeta |
#2
|
Re: Man Killed Instantly After Being Sucked into Fan
This guy wasn't a fan of physics ![]() |
The Following 65 Users Say Thank You to ><0300>< For This Useful Post: | ||
1/2Woman1/2Man, 11B2P, AceGoober, AlvinKarpis, Aries85, azblue81, bakerjake, Berserk, Billthegravedigger, Bletch, bootmanoid, btkddwsdkk, Buckafuffalo, Budd Dwyer, CasTex, Chewy316, ChristineB, darryl2016, dlclotus, docfr8, Dogfood, Duckster, dwhite1493, ech0.o, ezeemonee, Ferocity, Fishkeeper, flailingmeatmech, GRiZ, I'mNotARobot, JakeHarper, keefgan, kellyhound, laal, LouSinew, MangoWrangler, marble, Menalipa, MesaGrande, murofhsirgo, Nates8er, needy101, nowheretorun56, Ntwadumela, NUUDLZ, OneSkiWonder, Oswald2001, Paupercool1, pervM, rambbb, RapelSyrup, rapeWhistle, REVZZYBAN, rhubarb_king, ritthead, RiversEdge, RobMoses, Stef81, Supaman20, tbone79, U.B.Hotch, William May, winvens, Xtatic, XxMutilatedxX |
#3
|
Re: Man Killed Instantly After Being Sucked into Fan
Its a game that they play at the job.. they make side bets ![]() ![]() Kinda like the "you looked" game ![]() ![]()
__________________ Suck it up, buttercup!!! |
The Following 17 Users Say Thank You to docfr8 For This Useful Post: | ||
Aries85, Azimuth, Budd Dwyer, ChristySD, CommandoKill, dlclotus, ekso, feb1199, gimlet, GRiZ, mexx, mintycbo, Mr_Shlaapu, Nates8er, NUUDLZ, rhubarb_king, RiversEdge |
The Following Users Say Fuck Off To This Post By docfr8: | ||
xebat |
#4
|
Re: Man Killed Instantly After Being Sucked into Fan
I want to die getting sucked off, but not like that... killer blowjob |
The Following 30 Users Say Thank You to gimlet For This Useful Post: | ||
1/2Woman1/2Man, aasimmukhtar, Aries85, Billthegravedigger, Budd Dwyer, cardsharksam, dabadguy147, darryl2016, docfr8, Dogfood, ezeemonee, jjclarke1, laal, Menalipa, mexx, nowheretorun56, NUUDLZ, Oswald2001, REVZZYBAN, Riley321, RiversEdge, SolonJhee, SweetPeach, tbone79, thecuriousgeorge, UnknownBat, vamptay, vatossan, Xtatic, XxMutilatedxX |
The Following Users Say Fuck Off To This Post By gimlet: | ||
xXxNAHUALxXx666 |
#5
| ||||||||
♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:1400 Join Date: Sep 2009 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 178 Post(s)
| ||||||||
Re: Man Killed Instantly After Being Sucked into Fan
the blood spatter that comes out of the top vents
|
The Following 24 Users Say Thank You to JamesdBond007 For This Useful Post: | ||
AngelAssassin, Aries85, Budd Dwyer, darryl2016, Dmocecil, ech0.o, ezeemonee, gimlet, I'mNotARobot, ineedmoney, Karma, laal, Menalipa, michmi, minka1, Oswald2001, PepperJack, rambbb, RiversEdge, Suicide_Note, tbone79, Tumama, winvens, XxMutilatedxX |
The Following Users Say Fuck Off To This Post By JamesdBond007: | ||
homestead |
#6
|
Re: Man Killed Instantly After Being Sucked into Fan
Clean-up on aisle 4.
|
The Following 12 Users Say Thank You to U.B.Hotch For This Useful Post: | ||
1/2Woman1/2Man, Budd Dwyer, Dodger712, EWSER-X, Frank_Tenpenny, jjclarke1, Menalipa, NoSolution, nowheretorun56, Oswald2001, RiversEdge, vandijkie1974 |
The Following Users Say Fuck Off To This Post By U.B.Hotch: | ||
Acid_Princess |
#7
|
Re: Man Killed Instantly After Being Sucked into Fan
Man, OSHA would go nuts. ![]() |
The Following 10 Users Say Thank You to Zeeta For This Useful Post: | ||
BottleUp, Caf002, ezeemonee, jjgray, madridista, Menalipa, nowheretorun56, RiversEdge, submarginal, Suicide_Note |
#8
|
Re: Man Killed Instantly After Being Sucked into Fan
China man make good ground beef. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
The Following 6 Users Say Thank You to Trunkzdbz For This Useful Post: | ||
Budd Dwyer, Foxie913, nowheretorun56, RiversEdge, submarginal, Xtatic |
#9
|
Re: Man Killed Instantly After Being Sucked into Fan
it's the eat and spew fan ![]() |
The Following 6 Users Say Thank You to kellyhound For This Useful Post: | ||
Foxie913, nowheretorun56, Oswald2001, RiversEdge, winvens, Xtatic |
#10
| ||||||||
So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:152 Join Date: May 2017 Mentioned: 54 Post(s) Quoted: 8681 Post(s)
| ||||||||
Re: Man Killed Instantly After Being Sucked into Fan
Everyone mocked Koreans when they tried to warn us about "fan death", and how we should all take care not to have a fan on when we go to sleep, lest it should suck all the oxygen out of the room and suffocate us and we wake up dead. Everyone laughed at them whenever they warily eyed a box fan in the corner of some random room, like a gazelle watching a hyena chase its own tail. But as we were hurling reproachful remonstrations, the fans were moving silently in the shadows, like the silhouette of a monkey swinging weightlessly through the darkened trees in some unreachable corner in the back of the mind. They grew stronger - more complex. Their agents ever more pernicious. And now we have arrived to the horror of a present were the fans choke out air and snuff out the light, and seek to destroy us utterfly in secret, between the shadow and the soul. I don't know where I intended fpr this to go, but clearly I'm not getting there so I'll stop typing now. I've been drinking. ![]() |
The Following 43 Users Say Thank You to BigSnail34 For This Useful Post: | ||
19fenrir86, 50cal, abrastone, akverse47, Berserk, big raymie, Billthegravedigger, Blood Borne, Circlecast, Cthulhu_Spawn, deathlypale, dietcherrycoke, Dodger712, ekso, exKitten, fapfapfap, fishhead, flatline79, Frank_Tenpenny, JeremyJager, jsmlove, kellyhound, marble, Menalipa, nowheretorun56, Oswald2001, pa28Pilot, PostalGlock'n, radams007, RoyalPrick, SATAN12345, submarginal, Suicide_Note, TargetX, TheIckyMan, TxWader, TypeOnegative, vamptay, William May, winvens, Xtatic, ylime, Zeeta |