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02-24-2019, 11:26 PM
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Man Killed Instantly After Being Sucked into Fan
He walked into the test area where the fans were being balanced. The happy announcer sounds as peaceful as giving the weather... Of course, it happened in China. |
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02-24-2019, 11:56 PM
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Re: Man Killed Instantly After Being Sucked into Fan
This guy wasn't a fan of physics |
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02-25-2019, 12:38 AM
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Re: Man Killed Instantly After Being Sucked into Fan
Its a game that they play at the job.. they make side bets Kinda like the "you looked" game · |
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02-25-2019, 12:40 AM
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Re: Man Killed Instantly After Being Sucked into Fan
I want to die getting sucked off, but not like that... killer blowjob |
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02-25-2019, 12:49 AM
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Re: Man Killed Instantly After Being Sucked into Fan
the blood spatter that comes out of the top vents
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02-25-2019, 12:52 AM
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Re: Man Killed Instantly After Being Sucked into Fan
Clean-up on aisle 4.
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02-25-2019, 03:15 AM
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Re: Man Killed Instantly After Being Sucked into Fan
Everyone mocked Koreans when they tried to warn us about "fan death", and how we should all take care not to have a fan on when we go to sleep, lest it should suck all the oxygen out of the room and suffocate us and we wake up dead. Everyone laughed at them whenever they warily eyed a box fan in the corner of some random room, like a gazelle watching a hyena chase its own tail. But as we were hurling reproachful remonstrations, the fans were moving silently in the shadows, like the silhouette of a monkey swinging weightlessly through the darkened trees in some unreachable corner in the back of the mind. They grew stronger - more complex. Their agents ever more pernicious. And now we have arrived to the horror of a present were the fans choke out air and snuff out the light, and seek to destroy us utterfly in secret, between the shadow and the soul. I don't know where I intended fpr this to go, but clearly I'm not getting there so I'll stop typing now. I've been drinking. |