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03-06-2026, 05:58 PM
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A Man Just Committed Suicide by Throwing Himself in Front of a Car.
In Palmares, the incident occurred at PE-126, at the entrance to Engenho Diamante.
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03-06-2026, 06:33 PM
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Re: A Man Just Committed Suicide by Throwing Himself in Front of a Car.
Grim reaper to the dude in the red shirt and the flip flops: Yasss my precious, stand with your back next to a busy highway  |
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03-06-2026, 06:46 PM
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Re: A Man Just Committed Suicide by Throwing Himself in Front of a Car.
All he needed was a bra.
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03-06-2026, 09:11 PM
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Re: A Man Just Committed Suicide by Throwing Himself in Front of a Car.
So nobody caught the money shot      |
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03-06-2026, 10:39 PM
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Re: A Man Just Committed Suicide by Throwing Himself in Front of a Car.
He’s lost his mind. It won’t ever be found now. |
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03-07-2026, 02:47 AM
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Re: A Man Just Committed Suicide by Throwing Himself in Front of a Car.
Head cracked open like a big egg... But where's the brain? Where's the brain??  |
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03-07-2026, 03:01 AM
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Re: A Man Just Committed Suicide by Throwing Himself in Front of a Car.
His scalp was removed clean ! I'll remember that next time I go get a haircut !
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03-07-2026, 04:16 AM
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Re: A Man Just Committed Suicide by Throwing Himself in Front of a Car.
There's an old saying in Palmares. It goes "sometimes people have no brains." ... It's not a particularly good saying... but it does seem rather fitting given what has happened here, don't you think?
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03-07-2026, 07:30 AM
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Re: A Man Just Committed Suicide by Throwing Himself in Front of a Car.
That takes a level of guts and desperation I hope I never achieve |
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03-07-2026, 04:04 PM
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Re: A Man Just Committed Suicide by Throwing Himself in Front of a Car.
Too late. He's gone tits up.
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