[mintycbo]

Wrap him up like a burrito.
Easy cleanup. :)

[Tyrantus]

Looks like they should've hustled a little more and stopped pretending like the guy is going to wait all day for them to inflate that thing... they were so casual about setting that thing up, I've seen bouncy castles get setup faster...

[LouSinew]

"the excruciating pain travelling up his spine killed him."

Pain is not lethal.

[SimoneFlen']

3rd September 2021

This afternoon, faced with the threat of a young man throwing himself from the sixth floor of a commercial plaza, he mobilized the personnel of the Secretary of State Security and the Zapopan police.

Elements of the Psychological Unit for Crisis Attention tried to persuade the subject, who was on the edge of a parking building located in Colonia Ciudad del Sol, at the intersection of Avenida López Mateos and Calle Moctezuma, but when they saw that Civil Protection of the Municipality He tried to place an inflatable mattress, he launched himself.



The death of the 18-year-old was recorded at approximately 1:20 p.m., after the impact he had when he fell to the ground in the parking lot.

The body was identified by the authorities thanks to his credentials, and recognized by relatives who came to the site, so the case will be referred to the Public Ministry agent.

With information from the Zapopan Police, in the dialogue that the crisis care agents had with the young man, he said that he suffered from depression without saying the reason.

[jintsy]

Dropped like a price on Black Friday!

[smokydragonfly]

I swear I have stepped on a spider that’s made that same pop sound.

[AnonymWarDoll]

NOT HIGH ENOUGH TO JUMP !

YOU NEED HEIGHT TO END IT QUICK !

[Steve]

Originally Posted by AnonymWarDoll ↗

NOT HIGH ENOUGH TO JUMP !

YOU NEED HEIGHT TO END IT QUICK !

Clearly, it was high enough or he would still be breathing, wouldn't he.

If you take a sledgehammer to your PC your Caps Lock key may become unstuck, it may also ruin your PC and stop you from posting moronic comments.

[DocuRealMoose]

Maybe they should stop painting targets on those bags meant for jumpers? That's just, like, a challenge to the jumper.

[Shadolife]

Originally Posted by ShaunoftheDead ↗

They did him dirty, from his angle it looked inflated

Fkn hilare dude...and true