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10-04-2019, 08:22 AM
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 Für Immer Verloren Poster Rank:50 Boredom + Despair Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 30,253
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Re: Man Found Murdered w/ a Garden Tool
Bloody hell, somebody fucking hated him!
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#13
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10-04-2019, 11:08 AM
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Re: Man Found Murdered w/ a Garden Tool
With all the blood that spilled out of him, the potatoes under him will be very big and heavy. you can have them when it gets harvested.
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10-04-2019, 11:53 PM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:180 USA haters keep sucking the big orange dick! Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 8,378 Mentioned: 9 Post(s) Quoted: 2718 Post(s)
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Re: Man Found Murdered w/ a Garden Tool
"he died in a bizarre gardening accident, the police said it was better left unsolved..." |
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10-05-2019, 12:11 AM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:404 Seeking Lotion for Basket Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 2,969 Mentioned: 9 Post(s) Quoted: 1858 Post(s)
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Re: Man Found Murdered w/ a Garden Tool
I often think about potatoes MegaMan - I particularly think about this whore potato, and how she loves to get jacked-up on meth, and then cruise adult bookshop arcades all weekend begging for some of that Mandingo shaft she craves .....
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10-05-2019, 03:57 PM
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Re: Man Found Murdered w/ a Garden Tool
Grim reaper was drunk again, grabbed his scuffle hoe instead of his sickle. Realized he fucked up half way through, went to get his sickle and forgot where he left the body.
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