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11-16-2023, 05:45 PM
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Man Found Dead On Top of Metro Train
A 39-year-old man was found dead on top of one of the Recife Metro trains, in Brazil's Pernambuco state. The Brazilian Urban Train Company (CBTU) confirmed the incident, but said it was still investigating what happened. |
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11-16-2023, 05:52 PM
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Re: Man Found Dead On Top of Metro Train
He looks like he was in a concentration camp.. he needed to eat  |
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11-16-2023, 07:45 PM
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Re: Man Found Dead On Top of Metro Train
Who knew that they had a train system there?  |
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11-16-2023, 11:03 PM
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Re: Man Found Dead On Top of Metro Train
I’d say it’s fairly obvious…he died from starvation ~   |
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11-16-2023, 11:58 PM
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Re: Man Found Dead On Top of Metro Train
Damn... for a second I thought it must be another crestfallen Indian dude reaching for the sizzle—but then I realized the train station and carriage are way too nice-looking and modern, to be the usual suspects currying favor with the currents  .
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11-17-2023, 01:40 AM
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Re: Man Found Dead On Top of Metro Train
Not much to eat up there. He found out the hard way. |
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11-17-2023, 11:40 AM
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Re: Man Found Dead On Top of Metro Train
My god get this dude some McDonald's food asap |
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11-17-2023, 03:54 PM
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Re: Man Found Dead On Top of Metro Train
To me he is like a bug on a windshield bringing character to the train  |
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11-17-2023, 08:55 PM
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Re: Man Found Dead On Top of Metro Train
Or the little rubber "Escaping Weiner Guy" that they used to give away at Weinerschnitzel Restaurants.  |
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11-18-2023, 09:20 PM
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Re: Man Found Dead On Top of Metro Train
I know! He was so skinny that the first thing I thought was ‘India’. Imagine my surprise, going back and read it was in Brazil! Unless he’s transplanted from India… that would make sense, I guess… |
