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#11
12-07-2020, 01:52 PM
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It was a crappy wheelbarrow, even though he loved it, oiled it daily, and named it "Bessie". He decorated it with hello kitty stickers, glue, and glitter. Each morning he jumped out of bed, eager to get to work, and wheel stuff around with "Bessie". He always considered himself the luckiest man in China to have that wonderful job and that awesome wheelbarrow. And now he's crushed, and so is "Bessie" The world is a cold, cruel, and merciless place. Uh.....but.........Happy Holidays, anyway!   |
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#12
12-07-2020, 05:33 PM
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My question is why is he emptying a wheelbarrow when the other guy is emptying the whole fucking truck load? They gotta at least name the street after him.
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#13
12-07-2020, 06:40 PM
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Savage...
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#14
12-08-2020, 07:59 AM
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The population of China is so large they don't notice when one of them dies... I guess  |
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12-08-2020, 10:12 AM
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12-08-2020, 11:29 AM
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You make it seem like stupid shit only happens in China. |
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#17
12-08-2020, 03:21 PM
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Wonder how long it took for them to realize he was buried. Maybe left him there for awhile to make sure he was dead. Cheaper for the company to just give a one time payment to the persons family, with no ambulance, hospital, morgue bills. |
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#18
12-08-2020, 09:25 PM
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12-09-2020, 07:10 PM
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#20
12-11-2020, 12:59 PM
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Dumbass couldn't hear that bearing down on him? Wow. Us Americans would see that coming bc we wouldn't be working that hard in the first place
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