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08-30-2023, 02:24 PM
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 ~So Much Blood~ Poster Rank:123 Gore Hag Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 13,150
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~Man Dismembered By Rivals~
 Ecuador - In the early hours of today, residents of the #Tres Postes sector were in total astonishment and fear when they found some black covers in which a dismembered body was found, the identity of the deceased is not yet known.
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08-30-2023, 02:41 PM
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Re: ~Man Dismembered By Rivals~
The man getting kidnapped.
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08-30-2023, 03:14 PM
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 My Rank: MASTER GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:352 Manly Man Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 3,601 3,601Posts 12,427Thanked 700Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: ~Man Dismembered By Rivals~
They may need an Anatomy class refresher...
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08-30-2023, 03:15 PM
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| My Rank: MASTER GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:352 Manly Man Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 3,601 3,601Posts 12,427Thanked 700Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: ~Man Dismembered By Rivals~
It's always a good idea to take pictures when you disassemble something so you can put it back together the same.
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08-30-2023, 03:54 PM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:387 Probably Male. Who knows really? Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 3,087
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Re: ~Man Dismembered By Rivals~
Even so they still got it wrong.  |
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08-30-2023, 04:05 PM
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 Sarcastic Stoner Poster Rank:618 I'm a fuckin dude, dude. Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 1,485 1,485Posts 4,426Thanked 219Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: ~Man Dismembered By Rivals~
Equadorian Señor Cara de Papa - Mr Potato Head 
__________________ "Here lies the body of Mary Lee, died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity, not a bad record for this vicinity." |
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08-30-2023, 04:25 PM
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| My Rank: PRIVATE Poster Rank:7216 Join Date: Jan 2023 Posts: 28 28Posts 128Thanked 6Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: ~Man Dismembered By Rivals~
Never a good idea to let them kidnap you and take you anywhere. Chances are you will be tortured. It's best to run away and fight. Potentially less painful death or potentially helped by others.
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