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09-27-2020, 08:20 PM
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Re: Man Dies when Reading the Qur’an
He literally died from being tired of all the bullshit that was in the book he was reading his whole life  |
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#13
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09-27-2020, 10:06 PM
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Re: Man Dies when Reading the Qur’an
Nobody is scared of your magic stories but you fuckface. Allah sucks Muhammads dick every day. Piss be upon him.
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#14
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09-27-2020, 11:12 PM
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Re: Man Dies when Reading the Qur’an
I vote this as the easiest death on this whole fucking website. A+ old man... A fucking plus. |
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09-28-2020, 02:51 AM
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Re: Man Dies when Reading the Qur’an
I must say though, that as an unabashedly unrepentent right-handed man, I reckon I would rather go for polishing that throbbing knob of mine one last time—and instead of the bacon sandwich you spoke of, I would instead greedily and most sinfully choose to preempt the Lord's Second Coming, by thoroughly manifesting an even more glorious Last Coming—Lord of the Rings, that is. —Because a self-respecting man can always use a sturdy ring around his bulging scabbard— Amen and Fucking Haaallelujah [sic], Brutha! |
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09-28-2020, 02:52 AM
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Re: Man Dies when Reading the Qur’an
i promise you will cry someday that you dont read it and not follow it . no body will take you out from the hell . just wait ... this will come to you . |
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#17
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09-28-2020, 03:04 AM
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Re: Man Dies when Reading the Qur’an
not very shocking or surprising: when they aren't ass-up, physically praying 5x a day, then they are reading the fucking "koran".  no real surprise that nothing has been accomplished there in the past 1300 years or so. |
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09-28-2020, 03:04 AM
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Re: Man Dies when Reading the Qur’an
Mister Moo-haha-mad... last time people with intact, fully functioning brains checked on this issue... they reported to the civilized world (sorry if you feel left out here)—that ****-magical thinking never actually came back to bite anyone in the ass—not unless it was a goat's ass, that is (or a sheep).Baaah!!! Sorry to burst your glistening, effervescent turban-shaped bubble. |
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09-28-2020, 03:11 AM
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Re: Man Dies when Reading the Qur’an
no matter what you say , what you say will not change the true that the islam is the correct . i am not a poliece and not hold you to beleave . but why you (all you) attack the islam ? isis for example is made by america not by islam , also taliban and osama ben laden . AND THE BIG NOTE YOU MUST NOTICE : that i dont attack you or your religion , why ? because i am a moslim and my religion islam learn me to not attack & Curses people . all what you see and wacth about islam is mading by your goverments media . but the true ... they made you blind to not see it . and the true is you made a blind . again : someday you will cry that you dont folow the quran + islam . say what you want , the hell wait for you . |
