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09-22-2018, 09:49 AM
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Man Dies from Compressed Air in the Rectum
A.J. was spotted on CCTV laughing as he approached his supervisor. The boss can be seen jokingly holding an air pressure hose up to his colleague's back and hair. But the supervisor then puts the pipe down the back of A's trousers and blasts the high pressured air. The man immediately collapses to the floor in agony, he died 15 days later from massive organ damage. |
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09-22-2018, 09:56 AM
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Re: Man Dies from Compressed Air in the Rectum
It looks like he blasted him from outside his pants. Very strange...
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09-22-2018, 11:43 AM
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Re: Man Dies from Compressed Air in the Rectum
Cha ching $$$$
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09-22-2018, 11:43 AM
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Re: Man Dies from Compressed Air in the Rectum
damn must’ve felt like a giant invisible dick got shoved up his fartbox...
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09-22-2018, 01:29 PM
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Re: Man Dies from Compressed Air in the Rectum
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09-22-2018, 04:13 PM
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Re: Man Dies from Compressed Air in the Rectum
 Now there's a post title that i never thought I'd see in a million years. How would getting a shot of air from outside your clothing produce massive organ damage??  |
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09-22-2018, 04:20 PM
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Re: Man Dies from Compressed Air in the Rectum
Okay that's definitely one of the weirdest deaths ive seen on here.
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09-22-2018, 04:20 PM
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Re: Man Dies from Compressed Air in the Rectum
Hadn't filled his fart quota for the week and was trying to inflate his average.
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#9
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09-22-2018, 05:31 PM
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Re: Man Dies from Compressed Air in the Rectum
No shit, dude, just AIR...apparently. I'm guessing the dude's finger must have slipped and pressed the trigger a bit TOO hard. Think the inner tube of a bike tire, inflated by a blast of compressed air. Yeowch. And that guy seemed a bit too friendly with this kid...blowing air at his face and neck, then blowing air into his ass, and apparently he knew the EXACT location of the kid's asshole. |
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09-22-2018, 07:58 PM
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Re: Man Dies from Compressed Air in the Rectum
Air passes through clothing or it might have ripped through it. His colon would have ruptured resulting in internal bleeding probably. |
