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03-22-2016, 01:32 AM
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Re: Man Cut in Half and Still Alive (graphic)
Yeah, but now he only needs half the blood.  |
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#12
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03-22-2016, 01:32 AM
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Re: Man Cut in Half and Still Alive (graphic)
That's what I was thinking. The medic's thinking, "hurry up and die so I won't have to put your mangled ass on my stretcher with the clean white sheets."  |
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03-22-2016, 02:46 AM
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Re: Man Cut in Half and Still Alive (graphic)
If they did, the problem would be that their sphincter muscles and ass cheeks would be sitting several feet away from them to able to hold it in. My guess is that any farts would just flutter out as the slient but deadly types given the fact that someone in that situation would lack the anatomical acoustics to be more creative. At least he would have several free passes.  |
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03-22-2016, 02:55 AM
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Re: Man Cut in Half and Still Alive (graphic)
At any rate, he won't be getting any rusty trombones from anyone anytime soon.  |
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03-22-2016, 08:05 AM
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Re: Man Cut in Half and Still Alive (graphic)
The man said: "No, I don't want your fucking water. Somebody get this cunt off me!"
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