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02-15-2020, 10:39 PM
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Re: Man Crushed By Printing Machine

Not to worry. There are like a billion more of the fuckers to take his place.
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Re: Man Crushed By Printing Machine

Dang! He got turned into a papadam!
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Re: Man Crushed By Printing Machine

Did he extra extra bleed all about it?
He'll be all over the front page, literally.
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Re: Man Crushed By Printing Machine

If the Coronavirus doesn't get you in China, some form of heavy machinery will. Or traffic accident. Or shotty infrastructure. Or workplace negligence. Anything really.
Or an escalator or an elevator...
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Re: Man Crushed By Printing Machine

Just stick with the call centre jobs
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Re: Man Crushed By Printing Machine

what was he doing down there anyway. almost looks like suicide
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Re: Man Crushed By Printing Machine

So was the guy in the red shirt calling for help or was he calling for his friends to come and gawk?
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Re: Man Crushed By Printing Machine

Why do Indians always put their hands on the side of their hips ?
They can’t stand normal for one minute.
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Re: Man Crushed By Printing Machine

Did he extra extra bleed all about it?
Not sure, but I think the size of the Font they used added to his injuries …………….. if they had gone Century Gothic 10 instead of ARIAL BLACK 140 it might have helped.

Then again, if they had used Comic Sans, we all could have had a laugh about it ?
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Re: Man Crushed By Printing Machine

Why do Indians always put their hands on the side of their hips ?
They can’t stand normal for one minute.
Maybe they're getting ready to do the Hokey Cokey ?
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