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06-04-2021, 08:57 AM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:10 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 95,051
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Man That Was Crushed by an Excavator That Ran a Red Light
Russia, A 45-year-old man was crossing the street along a regulated pedestrian crossing and was hit and run over by an excavator. Witnesses of the event told that the excavator suddenly decided to drive through a red light and sharply picked up speed and the pedestrian, for some reason, did not notice that danger was approaching him and was run over. He died on the spot.    |
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06-04-2021, 09:48 AM
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 Addict Of Misery Poster Rank:69 Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 22,177 Mentioned: 18 Post(s) Quoted: 9547 Post(s)
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Re: Man That Was Crushed by an Excavator That Ran a Red Light
Might as well use the excavator to dig the guy's grave along the side of the road, and drop him in. 
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06-04-2021, 09:53 AM
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Re: Man That Was Crushed by an Excavator That Ran a Red Light
In Soviet Russia you don’t run the excavator. The excavator runs you.
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06-04-2021, 04:24 PM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:32 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 47,127 Mentioned: 27 Post(s) Quoted: 23327 Post(s)
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Re: Man That Was Crushed by an Excavator That Ran a Red Light
I’m surprised they have red lights in Russia.
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06-04-2021, 05:45 PM
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 My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:298 Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 4,293
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Re: Man That Was Crushed by an Excavator That Ran a Red Light
The excavator ran the red light because he was Russian to get somewhere.
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06-04-2021, 07:46 PM
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Re: Man That Was Crushed by an Excavator That Ran a Red Light
pretty sure that's just a dude in drag |
