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10-11-2020, 02:11 AM
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 My Rank: CORPORAL Poster Rank:1614 Male Join Date: Jun 2017 Posts: 342 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 126 Post(s)
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Re: Man Casually Walking W/ Severed Wife's Head
Man: kills wife and turns himself in to the police. The police:  · |
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#13
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10-11-2020, 02:29 AM
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 My Rank: SECOND LIEUTENANT Poster Rank:251 Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 5,527 Mentioned: 2 Post(s) Quoted: 994 Post(s)
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Re: Man Casually Walking W/ Severed Wife's Head
That's what happens when the nagging drives one to comment turn into a "PSYCHO KILLER". A Talking Heads record hit in the 80s.  |
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10-11-2020, 02:45 AM
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Re: Man Casually Walking W/ Severed Wife's Head
I used to pull the heads off Barbie dolls. You know, like when I was an 8 year old monster. I'd take sewing pins and pierce the ears and poke needles in their eyes. She didn't have any junk, just those plastic tits that never sagged. She could turn her head all the way around, 360° degrees, like Linda Blair in the Exorcist. I believe during this period, Barbie was a yoga instructor. She was double jointed and could contort all positions, including moving her head around. And cousin Skipper was awesome. Skipper's legs would bend at the knees. Skipper could bend her legs the other direction too, with a little help of coarse. One day, Skipper just vanished, like COVID-19. We never found Skipper or should I say, "they" never did.  |
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10-11-2020, 03:52 AM
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Re: Man Casually Walking W/ Severed Wife's Head
Love how they brought it him a chair, " here you are, chief, have a seat, you must be tired after the bloodbath" Also covid care center in the background, a fucking table and possibly a chair  Sometimes I wonder how of these subhumans exist on Earth for so long, their "civilization" -sort of- exists for a long time  |
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10-11-2020, 06:35 AM
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 Für Immer Verloren Poster Rank:50 Boredom + Despair Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 30,253
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Re: Man Casually Walking W/ Severed Wife's Head
I did too. I was a tomboy, so hated dolls (+ now terrified of 'normal' dolls as an adult). Whenever I was given a Barbie, I'd cut it's hair off then take off it's head! I once purchased a Ken doll with my pocket money in the hopes that he had a dick (weird fucker I was). But, he didn't have one, so I ripped both his legs off!
__________________ "I'd give the world for the chance just to see your face again. Still I pretend that you're still standing by." |
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10-11-2020, 10:21 PM
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Re: Man Casually Walking W/ Severed Wife's Head
That is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read! |
That fucking whore totally deserved that! 
