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01-23-2021, 01:06 AM
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Re: Man Being Eaten Alive by a Lion

I'd leave him there. Absolute prat.
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Re: Man Being Eaten Alive by a Lion

Well, a successful rescue, simply throw gasoline on the cat and set alight. My preference, I say chop the stupid sob's leg off, give/feed it to the pussy and then leave the kitty kat alone.
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Re: Man Being Eaten Alive by a Lion

Good post Simone! I've never seen THAT before.
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Re: Man Being Eaten Alive by a Lion

Thats what happens when amateur wildlife owners have dangerous animals that are easily accessible to humans and no countermeasures in place for special incidents like this
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Re: Man Being Eaten Alive by a Lion

Just a fire extinguisher would have helped. But hardly the lions fault no doubt he was being fucked with.
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Re: Man Being Eaten Alive by a Lion

I would be Lion if I said I wasn't amused.
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Re: Man Being Eaten Alive by a Lion

been wading around these murky waters for eight years. the educational benefits of documenting reality shall not be overstated.
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Re: Man Being Eaten Alive by a Lion

Like poking the lion with a big flexable straw stick is going to work??
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Re: Man Being Eaten Alive by a Lion

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Re: Man Being Eaten Alive by a Lion

Man chops
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