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07-16-2022, 01:59 AM
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 ]~Resident Asshole~[ Poster Rank:295 Stands to Pee Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 4,333 Mentioned: 12 Post(s) Quoted: 2203 Post(s)
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Re: ~Man Beheaded By Militants For Stealing A Goat~
It’s not that “he stole the goat”. It’s what the horny bastard did to the goat after he stole it.  |
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07-16-2022, 02:55 AM
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 My Rank: SECOND LIEUTENANT Poster Rank:251 Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 5,527 Mentioned: 2 Post(s) Quoted: 994 Post(s)
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Re: ~Man Beheaded By Militants For Stealing A Goat~
The lesson? Don't fuck another man's goat. Yes, you can fuck his wife, sister, and his mama, but fucking his goat is baaaaaaa, baaaaaa, crossing the line.  |
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07-16-2022, 10:37 AM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:11 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 95,119
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Re: ~Man Beheaded By Militants For Stealing A Goat~
hope the goat was okay  |
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07-16-2022, 11:01 PM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:193 male Join Date: Mar 2021 Posts: 7,766 Mentioned: 2 Post(s) Quoted: 1466 Post(s)
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Re: ~Man Beheaded By Militants For Stealing A Goat~
 I'm just thinking about the scenario of the goat thief getting caught with how vocal goats are. No doubt the goat was bawling its head off, and the thief is going "stfu stfu STFU oh shit!" |
