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08-02-2026, 12:21 AM
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Man Allegedly Drunk and Carrying a Machete Killed After Being Shot with Arrows
Man Allegedly Drunk and Carrying a Machete Killed After Being Shot with Dozens of Arrows in Mimika MIMIKA — A man identified as G.M.U. was found dead with dozens of arrows embedded in his body in the Harapan neighborhood, Kwamki Narama District, Mimika Regency, Central Papua, on Saturday (August 1, 2026) at approximately 6:00 PM WIT. According to Mimika Police Chief AKBP Alredo Rumbiak, the victim is believed to have been intoxicated and was carrying a machete when he entered a residential area, causing a disturbance. Residents who felt threatened then launched an attack, resulting in the victim's death. |
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08-02-2026, 12:41 AM
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Re: Man Allegedly Drunk and Carrying a Machete Killed After Being Shot with Arrows
Impressive archery skills right there! Turned him into a human pin cushion!  |
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08-02-2026, 12:54 AM
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Re: Man Allegedly Drunk and Carrying a Machete Killed After Being Shot with Arrows
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! They were just giving him a few "pointers'! Glad he took their advice! His neighbors reported that he was "always a little prickly"! The LAST thing they should have done, was put one of those "Steve Martin Arrow Through the Head" pieces on him. That would have been an excellent final note! |
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08-02-2026, 01:27 AM
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Re: Man Allegedly Drunk and Carrying a Machete Killed After Being Shot with Arrows
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08-02-2026, 01:33 AM
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Re: Man Allegedly Drunk and Carrying a Machete Killed After Being Shot with Arrows
Jeeez...at least check his pulse. My main question is how do they haul him off. Do they pull all of those out of him or do they just rack his ass up on the back of a truck with those still hanging out of him? |
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08-02-2026, 04:35 AM
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Re: Man Allegedly Drunk and Carrying a Machete Killed After Being Shot with Arrows
Looks pretty effective to me.  |
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08-02-2026, 04:35 AM
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Re: Man Allegedly Drunk and Carrying a Machete Killed After Being Shot with Arrows
Nice shootin!  Too bad they weren't flaming arrows! That town could have lit that fool up! |
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08-02-2026, 04:50 AM
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Re: Man Allegedly Drunk and Carrying a Machete Killed After Being Shot with Arrows
turned him into a voodoo doll   · |
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08-02-2026, 04:52 AM
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 My Rank: GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:695 Male Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,224 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 264 Post(s)
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Re: Man Allegedly Drunk and Carrying a Machete Killed After Being Shot with Arrows
What the fuck kind of neighborhood is this?
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08-02-2026, 04:57 AM
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 Ph-Italian Vulpino Poster Rank:59 Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 25,345
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Re: Man Allegedly Drunk and Carrying a Machete Killed After Being Shot with Arrows
Don't poke the porcupine  |
