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Mama Said Chew With My Throat Closed*

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Mama Said Chew With My Throat Closed*

And for this she lost her poor sweet life. This all proved to be too much for her dear Alfie, so he cut his throat open to prove to his neighbours that he didn't respect how free of stains their yards were.
And they correctly yelled at him for it.

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Re: Mama Said Chew With My Throat Closed*

One thing is for sure, that mutilated tree next to him can't be used anymore to hang yourself from.
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Re: Mama Said Chew With My Throat Closed*

Well....
At least he didn't hurt anyone else.
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Re: Mama Said Chew With My Throat Closed*

Well....
At least he didn't hurt anyone else.
His mom died though, during his murder of her.
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If at first you don’t succeed, try and try again.
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Re: Mama Said Chew With My Throat Closed*

At least the guy to the left was filming properly. He even got some tips.
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Re: Mama Said Chew With My Throat Closed*

He does a much better job of cutting his throat than if the Cartel tried to cut his throat.
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Mama told me not to come
That ain't the way to have fun
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Re: Mama Said Chew With My Throat Closed*

His mom died though, during his murder of her.
"Politeness Man" says "Family bonding is SO important!"
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I like the guy on the left, carefully advising the other guy about camera settings and proper video composition. How thoughtful!
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