[Peppercorn8]

And how would you like your meat prepared?

[GregK1954]

Re: Malaysian Psychic Medium Accidentally Boils Himself To Death

"Bring to a Medium Boil".

[Stevieaitch]

bwhahahahahaahaha

[its me, derr]

I'm no psychic but I did see that coming

[Oonie]

He was imitating St Lawrence, who was martyred on a grill in 258. Lawrence, even quipped, "Turn me over, I'm done on this side."

Darwin must be so proud. People find ways to get into the record books, this was pretty impressive.

[lion]

Omg dumpass

[Dr. Anal B. Dough Esq. III]

It doesn't seem like he died from "steaming himself to death", but no one wants to check out a headline that reads "Man Dies of Heart Attack During Ritual".

[condor5]

Originally Posted by GODREKR ↗

October 25, 2017- A very distressing footage has emerged of a psychic guru accidentally boiling himself to death in a giant wok during an endurance stunt in Malaysia.

Lim Ba, a 65-year-old Taoist psychic guru, was placed inside a large steel wok, heated on boiling water, to prove his "physical endurance" to his followers on Monday outside the Kuala Sanglang Qinglong temple.

Bong gone wong.
Fucking hilarious, Darwinism at its best!

The spiritual leader had reportedly performed the boiling stunt a number of times with a personal record of 75 minutes inside the steamer. But this time it went wrong.

About 30 minutes after he was placed in the wok, onlookers heard frantic knocks coming from inside the pan and pulled Lim out unconscious. Devotees can be seen in the clip desperately pulling Lim from the wok as he shakes in pain and fire rages below him. The cult leader was rushed to hospital but was later pronounced dead from a suspected heart attack. He had also suffered second-degree burns.

His devastated son Kang Huai, 32, said the family had been begging him to stop the bizarre ritual but he always refused.

Kang said: "The sounds coming from inside the wok were not regular and not normal so we knew there was something wrong. By the time the ambulance arrived, my father had stopped breathing. He underwent a heart bypass last year due to on-and-off breathing difficulties. My mother Ch’ng Siew Hong, my sisters and I are very sad. Our cheerful father has left us forever."

Lim had reportedly mastered the stunt over the last decade but it is not known why he failed at the latest routine filmed in the Malaysian town of Ayer Tawar.

Daughter Wei Ling, 37, said her father had been feeling unwell on the drive to the temple and had "lost his appetite".

She added: "He went ahead with the entertainment for his fans. He was happy to see them and they loved him.''

The temple has now cancelled all entertainment as a mark of respect for Lim.

Taoist officials said the steaming ritual was "not mainstream" but more of a "magic performance".

Federation of Taoist Associations of Malaysia president Tan Hoe Chioew said: "This steaming man ritual is rarely performed, and I dare not comment on what preparations are needed before you perform this. In general it is not advisable."

[thetenor]

Opps….

[Bletch]

Impressive