[kellyhound]

though his happiness in his brain, clinging by the train but hit the pole in vain, must have died without pain.

[rhubarb_king]

Originally Posted by kellyhound ↗

though his happiness in his brain, clinging by the train but hit the pole in vain, must have died without pain.

.. And I bet he left quite the stain, all in disdain. The human gene pool had the gain.

[marcos_69]

He felt "So Alive" for a few seconds there.

[bodyfarmer]

I hope phone dude wasn't trying to call out to polish, there, but to think so makes me happy.

[houseoftechno]

Automated Message sent shortly after the incident: India Post bulk delivery ready for pickup at Station M013.

[William May]

Originally Posted by rhubarb_king ↗

.. And I bet he left quite the stain, all in disdain. The human gene pool had the gain.

The only real pain
comes from the constant refrain,
of puns in this vein,
about the guy on the train. I'm trying to explain, It's enough to
drive me insane, even
though THAT's kind of lame.

[rhubarb_king]

Originally Posted by William May ↗

The only real pain
comes from the constant refrain,
of puns in this vein,
about the guy on the train. I'm trying to explain, It's enough to
drive me insane, even
though THAT's kind of lame.

..You beat me... those words I shall attain

[William May]

Puns may be the lowest form of humor, but THAT'S WHERE THE BODIES ARE! Down on the ground!


Unless I have them in the trunk of my car.

[The Horror]

Wonderful

[Necrotic Bowel]

I hear the train a coming’
It’s rollin’ round the bend
And I ain’t seen the sunshine
Since I don’t know WHAM