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Re: Main Fails To Kill Himself By Train

Wow first shotguns now trains what next beheadings
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Ahhh the idiocy of people sometimes,amazing how people can fail at the most simple of tasks :/
Train+body=splat
I mean,it's pretty damn simple
Guess this guy had some variables in his equation xD
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Re: Main Fails To Kill Himself By Train

Next one arrives in 10 minutes, try and not fuck up this time
Hahaha, fuck.
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Re: Main Fails To Kill Himself By Train

think of the money he will save not buying shoes!!!!!!
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Re: Main Fails To Kill Himself By Train

Putting your head on the tracks would do the job
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Re: Main Fails To Kill Himself By Train

Jesus!
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Re: Main Fails To Kill Himself By Train

Now he does have a reason 2 try it again...in a wheelchair.lol
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Re: Main Fails To Kill Himself By Train

it probly scared the shit out of him , maybe he will get a new perspective on life. or maybe he will fuck suicide up again
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Re: Main Fails To Kill Himself By Train

If i were the person video taping this, i would have pulled his dumbass back onto the tracks and said "NO NO BUDDY, MY FRIENDS AT DR NEED MORE GORE, JOBS NOT DONE YET." hahahahaha
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Re: Main Fails To Kill Himself By Train

Train suicide failure is failage. Successful viewer satisfaction is successful.
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Re: Main Fails To Kill Himself By Train

lie down with neck across one of the tracks, not exactly very difficult is it?


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