The Love Boat: Two Men & A Woman Are Found Brutally Murdered

[dubski]

These scurvy new pirates, they never keep the women anymore.

[dubski]

Oh yeah and I love the look on the cops face he was about to say
WTF!

[proletariat]

this is a tom ripley job, i mean dickie

[sosad]

I think it was Leonardo DiCaprio. You know, he was trying to relive the excitement of standing behind Kate Winslet at the bow of the Titanic.

Here's how it went down, he was standing behind the woman doing a re-run of the scene when the two guys tried to gang up on him. He tied them up and shot them and then re-enacted the scene with the woman before going a bit loopy and killing her!

Really, it's as simple as that!

[vexacon]

The person in the bed on the left is wearing stockings, weird kinky threesome gone bad!

[Ukansodoff]

Shes the KING OF THE WORLLLLDDDDDDD.

Shit dress.

[vixenaimee]

Originally Posted by sosad

I think it was Leonardo DiCaprio. You know, he was trying to relive the excitement of standing behind Kate Winslet at the bow of the Titanic.

Originally Posted by Ukansodoff

Shes the KING OF THE WORLLLLDDDDDDD.

Dammit you both beat me to it...but fuck it i'll post it anyway

Rose: "I'M FLYING JACK"
Jack: "no....no you're not..."

[Earthbound Misfit]

Exciting and new...

[spookypooky]

The dude on the left was wearing black stockings!

[BiGReD15]