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04-13-2022, 04:58 AM
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Lost Head and Arm by Harvesting Machine
Punjab.
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04-13-2022, 06:20 AM
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Re: Lost Head and Arm by Harvesting Machine
The leg harvester was out of order that day.
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04-13-2022, 06:36 AM
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Re: Lost Head and Arm by Harvesting Machine
~ I bet he was leaning carelessly over into it & his shirt got caught in it.
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04-13-2022, 06:43 AM
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Re: Lost Head and Arm by Harvesting Machine
He was nothing but a limp wristed ****** anyway |
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04-13-2022, 06:52 AM
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Re: Lost Head and Arm by Harvesting Machine
__________________ A deep well of despair I found, the day my dreams came true... |
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04-13-2022, 07:56 AM
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Re: Lost Head and Arm by Harvesting Machine
That machine in its earlier life functioned as a conveyor belt in a production line at a Head & Shoulders manufacturing plant.
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04-13-2022, 08:31 AM
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Re: Lost Head and Arm by Harvesting Machine
"Wave to the camera, Samreet!" "Samreet, you can stop waving now..." "Uh, Samreet? Where's your head at?" |
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04-13-2022, 08:38 AM
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Re: Lost Head and Arm by Harvesting Machine
It worked perfectly. The sound of an old rickety diesel engine chugging along, and a freshly severed appendage slowly clipping the edge of some metal framework. Gave me strong 90s game show vibes at least, like we were about to win a prize on Wheel Of Fortune.
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