[William May]

Also, I will happily share my portion of the Tomato-Basil Triscuit Titanic Furniture Rose Liferafts that I get from Thrumpy.. But you have to bring your own little cheese slices. There is a limit to my generosity.

[b0g]

a colorful flightless bird?

[Dr Thrumpkinz]

Originally Posted by b0g ↗

a colorful flightless bird?

Very very weird. I love it.
I have a Love Bird. I don't know how old he is though. My mom was doing a house call once, and her patient had just got him, but she hated him. She swore at him and told it shut up like every 10 seconds, so my mom was like "Let me have him".

Then she let him out of the cage once, when I was there, and he flew directly to my shoulder. He went totally spastic if anyone tried to move him too. I think I became his wife right then. I've had him since, and that was almost 13 years ago.

He really only leaves my shoulder 3 or 4 times a day now, to fly to one of the seed pavilions I've built for him, and stationed around my place. He doesn't even fly away when I take him outside.

Chaepitz.



I saw Love Bird fried rice on a menu at a Vancouver steam bun place once.
One of these days some Chinese are gonna have to pay for that effing obscene shit.

[SimoneFlen']

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz ↗

I have a Love Bird.

Aww, Chaepitz is still with you!

[Dr Thrumpkinz]

Originally Posted by Simone ↗

Aww, Chaepitz is still with you!

Always!

[joelnicla]

Always pretty ones they kill

[angrybill]

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz ↗

This happened in Brazil.

My original title for this was "Why Do Girls Even Need Flies?"
I like it, but it's missing something. I am now opening the floor to suggestions. The winner of this contest will receive a box of Tomato & Basil Triscuits, so it's time to lace up ladies and gentlemen.

I'm really looking for a title that accentuates the fact that her fly is undone, in addition to her being inundated with flies.

I have now changed the title to "In Living Color". This is the triple pronged effort that I feel would have probably left this girl most pleased in the end.

1. She died wearing a bright coloured bathing suit.

In Living Color dancers were called "Fly Girls".

2. She died with her fly open.

3. In death, she attracts flies.

Naturally, I must share the box of Triscuits with DanteAntonelli--for first reminding of the flyness of girls, and with William May--for turning my Video Titling Contest into a Quiz Show, which he answered correctly on, and so promptly elevated himself as the Triscuit Recipient. The Triscuipient.

89.5 Grams for each of us.

Sure seems like a silly place to take a nap. She is deeply into self punishment. After all what right thinking lady would smear strawberry jam on her face so as to attract flies for additional excitement? Clearly bearing on the self punishment, what other purpose would flies be for, eh?

[KillingJoke]

“I’m dying color”


Poor little girl, anything know what happened? I’m assuming she and zipper flying while she was pleading for life… Problem is how many drug dealers are impotent & can’t fuck So I think the “if you don’t kill me you can fuck me” Doesn’t really doesn’t really work, Just like in that episode of Dexter…