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What an evil bitch behind the camera. How can she live with herself.
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How the actual fuck did 1) He stay so calm. and 2) Survive those SEVERE blows to the skull (clearly fracturing it) and still attemt to stop the carnage... seriously talk about a super soldier. poor dude.
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those sounds though.. like chopping wood in minecraft lmao
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gawd damn he just laid there and ate all that shit, not even an ugh when he got stabbed the first time...
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Wish he could have given me the pleasure of screaming, but I'm glad he didn't give them the pleasure of screaming.
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A membership to DocumentingReality could have saved this guy’s life. How you ask? Well, this site has definitely shown me to never, ever allow myself to be tied up. If I am to be murdered, the mother fuckers would have to murder me where they found me before tying my hands. At least it might be quick and/or make them risk getting caught. But at least I wouldn’t let the bastards take me out into a desolated place to be hacked up helplessly. I would go out fighting with a mother fucker’s eyeballs in each fucking hand.
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been on here a minute, yea I've been to hell and back. and this one was a little hard to watch. maybe because the dude took it like a boss. normally they squeal or there's the agonal breathing, the sounds which kinda takes your mind off the savagery. but not here. resigned silence. dang.

In other news, I'm starting a fund to provide Brasileiro gangsters with sharp tools (machetes, knives, etc). every dollar given to my fund will be matched 100% by me
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Yeah, the whole time I was trying to imagine her face. I wish we could see her.
She sounds like a fat girl to me.
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She sounds like a fat girl to me.
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Jeez. What kind of drugs was he on?
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