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07-22-2014, 06:13 AM
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 Feet Like Pigs Trotters Poster Rank:110 DEB IS A FAT CUNT WITH BLOBBY ANKLES Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 14,272 Mentioned: 42 Post(s) Quoted: 7135 Post(s)
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Re: Leg and Penis Ripped Away (accident)
That's a tricky one. I mean what could you do ? There's nothing of the left leg that you could elevate. A tourniquet isn't gonna help either. Best I could do is knock up a few litres of saline solution and get him to drink it, or give him a shitload of isotonic drinks, and if anyone had a spare opium pipe hanging around I would get him to have a puff on that. If any medical personnel on here know what I should do if I ever witness something like this, I would appreciate knowing what to do. It might come in handy one day. They didn't teach us this one when I did my first aid badge in cub scouts. |
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11-25-2019, 11:28 AM
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Re: Leg and Penis Ripped Away (accident)
He looks as though he is feeling every bit of that but, i doubt with that amount of blood loss and the lack of first aid that he will make it, dont think i would want to if i had lost my "Leg and Tackle" ! What a great name for a Pub though !!!!!!!  |
