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Old 01-15-2025, 10:11 PM
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Re: Last Agonizing Groans From Young Man Shot Dead Whilst Lying in Hammock

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Sounds like the engine isn't starting. Its turning over, but not firing (ahem). Maybe a fuel leak?
its his FICM or high pressure oil pump
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Re: Last Agonizing Groans From Young Man Shot Dead Whilst Lying in Hammock

He was agonizing over who would pay his funeral bills.
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Re: Last Agonizing Groans From Young Man Shot Dead Whilst Lying in Hammock

If he's groaning he wasn't "shot dead" because dead people make no sound. It would seem this guy was just "shot dying."
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Old 01-16-2025, 09:04 AM
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Re: Last Agonizing Groans From Young Man Shot Dead Whilst Lying in Hammock

I was the first person to get to a crash that happened across the street from where I was standing. 3 dudes were killed instantly & the 4th was making this sound. He died the next day.
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Re: Last Agonizing Groans From Young Man Shot Dead Whilst Lying in Hammock

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its his FICM or high pressure oil pump
No to mention the obvious hydraulic/oil leak.

A quick visit to Walmart (or equivalent) will sort that out.
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Re: Last Agonizing Groans From Young Man Shot Dead Whilst Lying in Hammock

He has plenty of time to rest up more on his hammock now
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Re: Last Agonizing Groans From Young Man Shot Dead Whilst Lying in Hammock

This is a blatant rip off of the Vanilla Ice song “Ice ice baby”

Dumdum dum dum dududu
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Old 01-18-2025, 05:35 PM
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Re: Last Agonizing Groans From Young Man Shot Dead Whilst Lying in Hammock

Thats what I sound like when I'm whacking off
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Re: Last Agonizing Groans From Young Man Shot Dead Whilst Lying in Hammock

It's always fun until someone loses an eye.
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Old 01-21-2025, 12:36 AM
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Re: Last Agonizing Groans From Young Man Shot Dead Whilst Lying in Hammock

Don’t believe this is agonal breathing at all — he is making strong sounds from his vocal chords.
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