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And I didn't even need to add all those spooooky sounds. Although, it was absolutely haunted with watermarks, so I had to trick the living treat right out of this bitch. If I knew how to do Dry Ice transitions I probably would have used them.

With thanks to Blindside for finding the un-watermarked copy. And to DahliaNeda for the post-chop extra info, photos, and news segments.
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10-31-2018, 05:31 AM
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WHAT THE FUCK
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This is literally the stuff my nightmares are made of. Usually with Justin Bieber being the serial killer. No shit. I have Beiber phobia because of it.
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I'm confused!
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From the looks of it they started with the eyes, then tongues,hands, all whilst still alive.
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This is literally the stuff my nightmares are made of. Usually with Justin Bieber being the serial killer. No shit. I have Beiber phobia because of it.
You could mail me some of your spit--a minimal amount of course, a vial or two should suffice nicely. Then, I'll just have my nurse break into the Bieber Manor, and inject him with it while he sleeps. It's no problem at all, she quite goes in for that sort of thing. You'd be surprised at how many people get relief from their phobia's in this way, albeit only temporarily. A regimen must be adhered to. Why, I myself root through my neighbour's garages with some regularity in search a great number of things, but I'm always also on the lookout for spiders and demons to inject with my spit.
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From the looks of it they started with the eyes, then tongues,hands, all whilst still alive.
I couldn't even tell if it was real or not, looks like some Halloween prop shit. I don't know!
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Oh WTF!! I nominate this video for "Sticky" status!!!!
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Its a real life south park Ike !
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Its a real life south park Ike !
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