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04-02-2020, 03:00 PM
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Iran - Two Men Commit Suicide
Not sure what the fuck happened to the other guy  |
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04-02-2020, 03:02 PM
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 Ph-Italian Vulpino Poster Rank:60 Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 25,483
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Re: Iran - Two Men Commit Suicide
Probably a butt buddy quarrel I would say, "hang in there buddy."  |
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04-02-2020, 10:29 PM
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Re: Iran - Two Men Commit Suicide
If they're queers... That spared the mullahs from rolling out a crane.
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04-02-2020, 11:03 PM
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Re: Iran - Two Men Commit Suicide
Now the king told the boogie men "You have to let that raga drop" The oil down the desert way Has been shakin' to the top The Sheik he drove his Cadillac He went a-cruisin' down the ville The Muezzin was a-standin' On the radiator grille The Shareef don't like it Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah The Shareef don't like it Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah By order of the prophet We ban that boogie sound Degenerate the faithful With that crazy Casbah sound But the Bedouin they brought out the electric camel drum The local guitar picker got his guitar-pickin' thumb As soon as the Shareef had cleared the square They began to wail The Shareef don't like it Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah The Shareef don't like it Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah Now, over at the temple Oh, they really pack 'em in The in-crowd say it's cool To dig this chanting thing But as the wind changed direction And the temple band took five The crowd caught a whiff Of that crazy Casbah jive The Shareef don't like it Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah The Shareef don't like it Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah The king called up his jet fighters "He said you better earn your pay Drop your bombs between the minarets Down the Casbah way" As soon as the Shareef was chauffeured outta there The jet pilots tuned to the cockpit radio blare As soon as the Shareef was outta their hair The jet pilots wailed The Shareef don't like it Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah The Shareef don't like it Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah The Shareef don't like it, he thinks it's not kosher Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah The Shareef don't like it, fundamentally can't take it Rock the Casbah, Rock the Casbah The Shareef don't like it, you know he really hates it Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah The Shareef don't like it, really, really hates it |
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04-02-2020, 11:06 PM
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Re: Iran - Two Men Commit Suicide
The other guy looks like he broke his neck during some totally rad lockin' and poppin' ……….. He must have 'electric boogaloo'd' himself straight into the arms of Allah.  |
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04-02-2020, 11:53 PM
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Re: Iran - Two Men Commit Suicide
"Hey, I told you to stop hanging around the bridge!"
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04-03-2020, 03:32 AM
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Re: Iran - Two Men Commit Suicide
I was thinking more along the lines of it being staged as a double suicide. Or one of them could have killed themselves + the other one took his life upon finding him. Or double suicide due to 'forbidden love'. Or it was a murder-suicide.
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