Inside Out At The Banana Factory*

Dr Thrumpkinz · #1 11-02-2018, 02:37 AM

I can't actually pin down just one of things my imagination tells me happened here. So...Bananas everywhere, and a lady's intestines sit atop her belly as she's bushelled up by the Banana medics.

*Alternate Title: Miss Banana Split.

Thanks to gustavoeks for the story:

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A woman called J. the B. was stabbed on Nov 1 by another woman called M. when they were in a bar, situated in a fair, drinking. The victim was a rival which probably means the attacker's bf or husband showed interest in the victim or vice versa. The victim stood up and tried to run away bit collapsed as her intestines came out. The attacker fled the scene. The victim died three days later

docfr8 · #2 11-02-2018, 04:04 AM

Reminds me of Slim Goodbody

SOTIC · #3 11-02-2018, 06:15 AM

Damn she got splayed da fuck out

Kel007 · #4 11-02-2018, 07:26 AM

Well, take a good once over with your next purchase of bananas in the produce aisle! If you see a spray of red on them, run away as fast as you can!

cannonreload · #5 11-02-2018, 08:23 AM

"Miss Banana Split is silly and she's ignorant, but she's got guts....and guts is enough!"

fred5079 · #6 11-02-2018, 09:07 AM

wow not good

Mr Lokk · #7 11-02-2018, 09:10 AM

Too bad. She looks like she is in good shape with a decent rack.

Mr_Shlaapu · #8 11-02-2018, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by docfr8

Reminds me of Slim Goodbody

Omfg!! THAT is something I totally forgot about! The captain kangroo years.

**kellyhound** · #9 11-02-2018, 10:01 AM

Don't move, look down or touch it

Cheerio · #10 11-02-2018, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by docfr8

Reminds me of Slim Goodbody

I loved that shit! We watched it all the time in elementary school.

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