[tootsieflowrslave]

I'm just glad someone included that arrow as evidence. Otherwise, I could have never guessed who the victim was from that crime scene photo.

[marcos_69]

That's a hard act to follow. Good luck to the best man giving a funny speech now.

[tootsieflowrslave]

Originally Posted by ironmike ↗

You think that shit is scary? I caught a garter at a reception and the tradition for the people that got married is I had to put the garter on the leg of the woman who caught the bouquet. According to tradition, every inch I slid the garter past her knee was years of good luck for the bride and groom. The bouquet catcher, I swear to God, was the size of an NFL linebacker and smelled like Godzilla. She sits down and literally spreads eagle. I drove home that night thinking I will never again in my life get a boner. If I had a choice of this knife ritual or doing the linebacker lady again, I think I would just flip a coin.

[stanmarsh]

His parting thoughts.

[PatriceIs60]

Originally Posted by Bletch ↗

No, Islam.

That's not Islam. That's Ethnic. I can say with certainty that this was an Indonesian crazy tradition. He's not the first, I'm sure, and it won't be the last

[TerminusV]

Originally Posted by AWOL655321 ↗

What is happening right now?

The guy that stabbed himself is starting to smell and decompose.
The bride is off screwing his best friend and going to local ragers and is quite skilled on the pole at the strip club 4 blocks down from the elephant museum.

[kellyhound]

[RUTHIE7]

Yup. Thats what will happen if you stab your heart like that.

[VileGirl]

What an emotional boy. Like ultimately, it was his cousins wedding, not his. It’s like he was confessing his love to the family lol.

[Tiburon]

Imagine dying to the sound of that terrible music