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04-20-2025, 09:01 AM
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Indian Man Doing Star Jumps on Road Sits Down, Collapses, and Dies
Pauri Garhwal, Uttarakhand, India A fitness enthusiast, Pramod B., who was known amongst locals for his dedication to health and fitness, was performing his regular early morning exercise routine when he became fatigued. He sat down on a nearby roadside slab, and then collapsed onto the road, convulsing. Bystanders arrived only after a brief delay, and Pramod was declared dead upon arrival at hospital. Initial reports suggest the cause of death was a heart attack. |
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04-20-2025, 09:34 AM
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Re: Indian Man Doing Star Jumps on Road Sits Down, Collapses, and Dies
It's always the healthy ones dropping dead. Got these other fucks out here smoking and drinking since birth and they die of natural causes at 106. |
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04-20-2025, 12:00 PM
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Re: Indian Man Doing Star Jumps on Road Sits Down, Collapses, and Dies
"Your next Marine Corps exercise will be 'Side Straddle Hops'. This is a four count exercise. I will count the cadence, you count the repetitions. Ready EXERCISE... One, two, three, ONE, one, two, three, TWO.. One, two, three, THREE......" Hoo Rah |
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04-20-2025, 07:05 PM
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Re: Indian Man Doing Star Jumps on Road Sits Down, Collapses, and Dies
It really looks like he meant to do that. “97,98,99,100. Now I’ll just walk over and sit down perfectly still and then collapse on my face” |
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04-20-2025, 08:29 PM
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Re: Indian Man Doing Star Jumps on Road Sits Down, Collapses, and Dies
Once again, I have to point out, you will NEVER see that happening at McDonalds! That's why they call it the "happiest place on earth!". Or maybe that's actually Disneyland. I don't care. Whatever the fuck. |