[heartsong]

She made an unexpected valiant effort to assist. The ox look sheepish about his actions.

[umakemeSICK]

NOT THE BIIIIIKE!!

[DonaldP]

Dude been eating hamburgers his whole life… what do you expect?

[deadhorsey]

Where is President Palmer, aka the Allstate dude?

“Are you in good hands?”

[mothmon]

Dude should have slowed down approaching that water buffalo. If he did he'd still be alive. He spooked it and now he's no longer among the living. It happens

[depraved1]

Neck & head injury.
The victim’s movements due to closed-head trauma.

At minimum he will be a vegetable,
but death likely.

[BrownRock]

Clothesline from hell.

[NUUDLZ]

Loud bike scares water buffalo into headbutting the rider...WOW THAT'S INSANE!!! Poor guy was spazzing like a dildo....ya know he had major brain damage. His bowling average is ruined for sure now

[ILookyLoo]

The bull is like "did I do that?"

[sale48]

I read all
The comments here.

You guys crack me up!