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The hit man looked more like a pissed off husband. The attack looked personal ... he killed with the hammer deep into the skull, then came back with blows to limbs and to talk to him .... “leave my wife alone”!
It was over the disputed claims of damage to the dead guys property, which was cause by the killers son.
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Oh Thrumpkinz, you are a DR (Documenting Reality) Superhero. Tain't nuthin' better than the Indy 500 or piece of itchypussy, unless its using Peter, Paul and Mary folk music for a death video. Which reminds me, do you remember when Sulu missed the Trouble With Tribbles Star Trek episode so he could blow those claymore mines on the Vietcong human wave attacks in Green Berets? The he dies with a happy smile on his face, and The Duke avenges his death by calling in a US Air Force AC-130 "Puff the Magic Dragon"? Here is the video from YouTube, maybe you can sync it with Peter Paul and Mary for us:
Well, look what just popped out of my oven!
If it isn't the Magical Puff Piece that someone's been wishing for. And, I'm not big on hours tracking, but I do believe I'm within my projected 72 hour buffer between Peter Paul and Mary projects too.
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Well, look what just popped out of my oven!
If it isn't the Magical Puff Piece that someone's been wishing for. And, I'm not big on hours tracking, but I do believe I'm within my projected 72 hour buffer between Peter Paul and Mary projects too.

Oh Thrumpkinz, your not just a DR superhero, you are a DR demi-god! I suspected you would include General Nguyễn Ngọc Loan executing the Viet-Cong with the Smith & Wesson .38special.

Here is a video which explores the homosexuality theme on Star Trek, too bad it doesn't include Takei:

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the weapon of choice in scotland for murders and assaults the hammer
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Hit job, after hitting the guy with the hammer,what does he bend down and say to him?
Looks like he’s giving him the dealio
And they he said to dude at the end, he just fell
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Oh Thrumpkinz, your not just a DR superhero, you are a DR demi-god! I suspected you would include General Nguyễn Ngọc Loan executing the Viet-Cong with the Smith & Wesson .38special.
I listened to the Puff song once or twice, and then I was trying to fall asleep a little later when I remembered the Full Metal Jacket hand slap, and wondered how it would look with the "Oh" from the song. I got back up to try it, and laughed so hard I just stayed awake til the whole thing was done.
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"Puff the Magic Dragon"?
Here is a drawing from a glass shop we have in Vancouver called "Puff".
I never did meet, or even find out who the artist was, but there were stacks of copies of like 4 or 5 of his different pencil drawings at the front of all their stores to take.

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He was mad because the victim could get reservations at Dorsia.
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Imagine working in the office and people want u dead that bad...
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If someone wants me dead..I hope to just know it so I can be ready. He had no clue


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