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I wanna be...your sledgehammer!
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not strong enough hitter. others would have sunk the hammer head through the skull and get difficulty pulling it out.
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That’s a hitman job if i ever seen one, seems very professional as well considering the other guy with a mask. Maybe he’s the one that makes it look like a robbery gone wrong.
If it’s an Asian country, people wear those masks and it’s not out of place.
But you may be right, that guy walking in seemed calm. Where someone not involved would probably gesticulate(?) in some way.
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How have you been ? Been a while.

Hi Bill, I've been OK, y tu? How's the grave digging business? I would imagine a bit slow with the increase in cremations. Customers are starting to prefer going out in a blaze of grease fire glory rather than slowly moldering away underground for decades.

Any good new grave digging or exhumation stories or pics for us?
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not strong enough hitter. others would have sunk the hammer head through the skull and get difficulty pulling it out.
Now you're talking miss! That's the bullshit with using hammers, axes, crowbars, etc. They'll get stuck in there, and then won't you look like a right maniac trying to dislodge it. A lot of the native weapons had that all figured out well--North and South America, probably Africa and early Frantasia too.
That's what's so darn pleasant about the sensible design of a nice extraction axe.

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Which reminds me, do you remember when Sulu missed the Trouble With Tribbles Star Trek episode so he could blow those claymore mines on the Vietcong human wave attacks in Green Berets? The he dies with a happy smile on his face, and The Duke avenges his death by calling in a US Air Force AC-130 "Puff the Magic Dragon"? Here is the video from YouTube, maybe you can sync it with Peter Paul and Mary for us:
I definitely didn't know about Takei snubbing the Tribbles for the Duke. I do know that this was based on the Tribble episode, and there is even a machine gun revengeancing scene--I would be astonished if the two were related at all.
If they are the ones who sang the Puff song then I will have to wait at least 72 hours for the hammers to slow their rate of cartwheeling in my head. Lest I risk inviting a disastrous collision between all of them, and the unfortunate Dragon I'd have to lower down into the mix.
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I think Dr Trumpkins lives in a mental institution. Only a mind of a deranged individual can come up with his shenanigans. Lol
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Where is your default picture from?
It's the beautiful + talented Melanie Martinez.
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He's precious, isn't he? That's why I claimed him as mine, his adorable weirdness must be protected!
Since you can't go in there, I thought I should smuggle this photo to you--it's of me playing dress up. I made this post after I read somewhere that the reason Shakey posted a photo of himself brandishing a shotgun was as a part of his comparative dick size challenge to Viking.
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wow that sucks a hammer time to the dome
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