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09-27-2019, 09:55 PM
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I Really Got Hammered Last Night at a Café
guy on his knees trying bravely to "hack it."...to no avail.  |
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09-27-2019, 10:11 PM
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 ★ Throbbing Member ★ Poster Rank:221 ICBM Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 6,688 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 1453 Post(s)
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Re: I Really Got Hammered Last Night at a Café
The right tool for the job?  Amazing that he even regained consciousness at all!  |
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09-27-2019, 10:29 PM
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 Ph-Italian Vulpino Poster Rank:60 Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 25,460
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Re: I Really Got Hammered Last Night at a Café
When you get clobbered by a hammer it recalibrates a mother fucker  |
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09-27-2019, 10:42 PM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:4537 Join Date: Aug 2017 Posts: 64 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 68 Post(s)
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Re: I Really Got Hammered Last Night at a Café
That’s attempted murder. The guy could not possibly have felt threatened by the individual since he’s carrying a cup of water in his opposite hand. A person would be likely to have permanent traumatic brain injury and a lifetime of suffering from such an assault. |
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09-28-2019, 01:41 AM
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 The Bearded Gentleman Poster Rank:1366 Male Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 442 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 253 Post(s)
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Re: I Really Got Hammered Last Night at a Café
Damn. They even came back and shot him.
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09-28-2019, 01:45 AM
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Re: I Really Got Hammered Last Night at a Café
smart to leave the murder weapon right there at the crime scene  The victim sells barbecues at the place and was killed by his co-worker. |
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09-28-2019, 04:23 AM
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Re: I Really Got Hammered Last Night at a Café
Attempted murder? No really? You should work for Interpol or something, you make Sherlock Holmes seem positively dumb.
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#8
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09-28-2019, 04:38 AM
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| My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2104 Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 231 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 93 Post(s)
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Re: I Really Got Hammered Last Night at a Café
Attempted? The mans skull was hit more than once with that hammer and the guy even came back and shot him somehow I don’t think the word “attempted” is appropriate here  |
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09-28-2019, 06:26 AM
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Re: I Really Got Hammered Last Night at a Café
hammered broadside. hammer wasnt used the right way. and the assailant looks kind of lifted-pinky hitter if you get what i mean. affair gone wrong maybe? |
