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02-03-2026, 08:08 AM
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Human Head Found Next to Dumpster
On Friday a gruesome discovery was made in the Pastaza province of Ecuador where passerby found a bag with a human head which was placed next to a garbage container on the street. A few hours later a body without head was found on the banks of the rio Bravo. According to police investigation the head was related to the body and belongs to Brayan N.O. He would have been in bad terms with people who knew him.  |
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02-03-2026, 12:47 PM
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Re: Human Head Found Next to Dumpster
"He would have been in bad terms with people who knew him.". That's an understatement
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02-03-2026, 04:19 PM
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Re: Human Head Found Next to Dumpster
WTF kellyhound, did you just subscribe to the "Oh fuck, I just found a severed head" telegram channel?!?!  I know you frequent the "Bad things happen on bikes" channel, but this decapitated head thing is next level!
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02-03-2026, 07:34 PM
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Re: Human Head Found Next to Dumpster
At least they had the decency to put it in a sack by the dumpster, instead of just leaving it lay there.  |
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02-04-2026, 07:39 AM
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Re: Human Head Found Next to Dumpster
At the same time though, we need to cut back on plastics going into landfill... <- Sarcasm  |
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02-04-2026, 11:26 AM
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Re: Human Head Found Next to Dumpster
I agree! They SHOULD have used a paper bag that will naturally deteriorate without harming the environment. The next time I am down there, I shall lecture them VERY STERNLY on their apparent disregard for the environment, and emphasize to them, that in FUTURE dismemberments, they should remain conscious at all times, of their responsibility to be good stewards of our precious Earth!  |
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02-04-2026, 03:40 PM
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Re: Human Head Found Next to Dumpster
Since the head has no feet, I doubt that it can have any carbon footprint at all...? |
