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How to Perform CPR, Guyana Style

Car crashed into a ditch. Something tells me the breast and stomach compressions didn't work.
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Re: How to Perform CPR, Guyana Style

CPR even when you’re trained only have like a 10-20% survival rate. So yea just let that sink in.
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Re: How to Perform CPR, Guyana Style

I think the "Good Samaritan" was checking her Personal Floatation devices trying to figure where the leak was.....
I mean she is foaming like a double shift working hooker.
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Yeah... She ain't waking up fella...
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Re: How to Perform CPR, Guyana Style

CPR even when you’re trained only have like a 10-20% survival rate. So yea just let that sink in.
I was taught that you have to keep oxygen going to the brain, without it you're looking at 4 or 5 minutes max.
I only tried it once, using a lump hammer and a leaf blower but it didn't work, so I think it's probably just an old wives' tale.
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The victim has been identified as 41-year-old S.M.
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At least he gave 2 f#cks to try. More than 99% of the pussies seen here taking video only.
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The emergency responders who brought demar hamlin back 2 life would of brought her back 2....not
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Re: How to Perform CPR, Guyana Style

Car crashed into a ditch. Something tells me the breast and stomach compressions didn't work.
I'm sure the breast compressions worked for him, though.
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