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02-16-2023, 12:32 PM
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How to Perform CPR, Guyana Style
Car crashed into a ditch. Something tells me the breast and stomach compressions didn't work.
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02-16-2023, 12:39 PM
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Re: How to Perform CPR, Guyana Style
CPR even when you’re trained only have like a 10-20% survival rate. So yea just let that sink in.
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02-16-2023, 03:28 PM
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Re: How to Perform CPR, Guyana Style
I think the "Good Samaritan" was checking her Personal Floatation devices trying to figure where the leak was..... I mean she is foaming like a double shift working hooker. 
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02-16-2023, 05:57 PM
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Re: How to Perform CPR, Guyana Style
I was taught that you have to keep oxygen going to the brain, without it you're looking at 4 or 5 minutes max. I only tried it once, using a lump hammer and a leaf blower but it didn't work, so I think it's probably just an old wives' tale. |
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02-16-2023, 08:14 PM
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Re: How to Perform CPR, Guyana Style
The victim has been identified as 41-year-old S.M.
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02-16-2023, 08:53 PM
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Re: How to Perform CPR, Guyana Style
At least he gave 2 f#cks to try. More than 99% of the pussies seen here taking video only.
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02-17-2023, 09:46 AM
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Re: How to Perform CPR, Guyana Style
I'm sure the breast compressions worked for him, though.
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