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Re: How Not to Handle a Grenade

Give him a hand
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Re: How Not to Handle a Grenade

the fuse is waay too short
so sparkler could have ignited it
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His hands went to meet the promised virgins before him.
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Re: How Not to Handle a Grenade

He will never flick-a-Bic again.
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Re: How Not to Handle a Grenade

Maybe the stupid cunt was trying to put the pin back in
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Allah "No Arms" Akhbar....
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Re: How Not to Handle a Grenade

He got so scared of death, to the point where he froze... and now he's DEAD
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Re: How Not to Handle a Grenade

What part of "lay on ground, light fuse, get away" did he not understand? You can never trust Chinese quality control on fuse burn rates.
I never knew that there were racist stereotype packaging for firecrackers. If the emphasis is in the "cracker" part, they could have used a photo of a saltine cracker.
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Re: How Not to Handle a Grenade

WHY?????
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Re: How Not to Handle a Grenade

Looks like he was using a lighter on something. Small for a grenade? The people who should have died with him was the bunch of retards shouting in the background.


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