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04-13-2026, 07:32 AM
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Re: How Not to Catch the Train to Mumbai

Probably SOME of his fragments DID make it to Delhi!
Which were then scooped up and sold in a deli.
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Re: How Not to Catch the Train to Mumbai

Which were then scooped up and sold in a deli.
Mmmmm, Delhi meat...
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Re: How Not to Catch the Train to Mumbai

The level of ineptitude here is staggering. He couldn’t step onto a train going two miles an hour with a handrail to grab onto.

He will be missed (just not by the train)
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Re: How Not to Catch the Train to Mumbai

"D" stands for Dumbass or Dick ?
Or Drunk??
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Re: How Not to Catch the Train to Mumbai

Or dead?

Also, what do you mean with that title? I could create an hour long montage of indian people catching a train in this manner.
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Re: How Not to Catch the Train to Mumbai

Something tells me he lived his life the way he died.


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