[minka1]

I hope the vodka pumping thru his body will assist in helping him live...

[journey2xl]

I don't think this is real..........I've seen many cartoons that prove when someone takes a sip of water it squirts out the holes in the chest......so.......idk

[Oonie]

Although woefully inadequately trained in first aid, the guys who tried to help each get an atta boy from me.

[Mr_Shlaapu]

[DanteAntonelli]

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz ↗

Oh my god, I just remembered a video I found just today!
Hold on.

Oh shit, never mind Kellyhound just posted it.

This officially entitles you to finish the poem Kubla Khan, by Samuel Taylor Coleridge.

[Dr_Jackal]

Originally Posted by DaBigNob ↗

at least someone is trying to help.

Yep. Guy looked young too. At least he was treated humanely in the end.

[dusan mandic]

Originally Posted by fred5079 ↗

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

Monty Python... Love it. Please tell me you wrote that from memory

[Cushcush2]

TRANSLATION- The guy holding the victim up keeps saying to stay awake and not fall asleep. He asks his name from the guys standing behind camera and his name is Vasha. He’s trying to tell him it’s ok. Other people keep saying to call the ambulance meanwhile the guy holding Vasha said “Fuckers we called already 30 minutes ago!” At other times he asks the guy why he keeps filming and to stop and the guy basically insists on it so that there is a record of what happened. The woman who yells at some point also says to call the ambulance. At the end they say to call the ambulance again.