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03-14-2011, 09:42 PM
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That being done! Explains why those who use common knowledge don't risk being as two faced or stupid for that matter for this dumb ass stunt that failed epically.
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LOL says the neglected most undesired sprite of the damned contradiction of supremacy. Based on your potent inanity, I have concluded that your devised fabricated tell-tale was essentially the original source for your terminally-ailing outcome. This verity being liberated; You're merely reflecting your own life's dissatisfactions and exasperations onto myself. The fact that you earnestly believe that I employ the practice of a thesaurus only but further compliments my ego due to which your pit of that denial accentuates your envy... simplicity… But most observably.. Your futility. In other words: idiocy. Ignorance. (In case you’re still toothless to digest my expressional approach.) See? You can’t extract word play from a thesaurus moron. But Please. Continue feeding my ego.. Keep reassuring yourself that the status of my education is counterfeit. You’re simply an insignificant little maggot only digging yourself a deeper grave. You have your wires crossed. For you see, this is what an excited ill-bred bitch of your competency does when you accustom yourself with foreign terminologies- projected especially from me.

What a freakin’ joke.

Prolong your suffering my upholding your inferiority to the world. Frankness signifies sincerity; a symbol of strength in character. Consecutively, yet another ownage. And boy did I slam you with style. I haven’t yet attained my boredom up to the present moment. My written enunciation pertaining to your quote was I reiterate: effortless. Easy. Even graceful. I thank you for brightening my day even further fuckwad! I look forward to crucifying you once more in our subsequent encounter O’ hideous creature of the rank-repulsive. Or you have option 2: Take your own advice punk-pussy; -with your aforementioned piece of incongruity. In fact you're the being whom comprises no purpose for existence.

If it’s not your degenerate psyche, it’s your life. Either-either, Bye bye.
Looking at your post I must, you're bout as crazy as cat shit. Talk to me like that. Do me, do me!!!
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Looking at your post I must, you're bout as crazy as cat shit. Talk to me like that. Do me, do me!!!
Cat shit? Insanity is relative. I'm a diva. Therefore, valiancy; in my social catagory, is often misconstrued for craziness- Naturally by the males.

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bloody hell he is sort of lucky and sort of unlucky...
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Cat shit? Insanity is relative. I'm a diva. Therefore, valiancy; in my social catagory, is often misconstrued for craziness- Naturally by the males.

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You're most welcome.
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Nasty injury
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FFS I can't even understand any of this jibberish. You should find a fucking publisher for this novel.
And you should locate the nearest corrective institution for the functionally illiterate.
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oxpositor......... Your first post ever on this forum is outstanding.
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Damn, what a mess!!!!!! I does suck to be him!!!
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