[TheUrinator]

Translation from Arabic......

(Car pulls up and group of men exit car to a crowd of bystanders)

Narrator: "Mustafa Ali Bin Gabbi was by Allah's will executed today outside the building where he was caught masturbating."

Man with red beard : "It is shameful in the eyes of Allah to pleasure one's self but since we all do it we were just goin to take him home with a warning" he said. "But that rotten son of a bitch kept farting in the car when we had the windows up"

(He presents bill to have his car upholstery cleaned and shows to crowd)

Man with red beard: "This goat-fucking old bastard shit in my backseat. You could see everyone in that car had to wrap a scarf over their mouth and nose". He continued "This is an assault to our senses, I could even taste that last fart". "This rotten fucker cannot be locked into a jail and gassing our guards" he proclaimed with solid resolve.

(Men with Block of wood and a sword prepare him for beheading)

Unknown voice from crowd: "Allah ackbar, take this man who has clearly sold his asshole to the devil" He is evil Wizard"

(Sword swiftly decapitates victim)

Unknown voice from crowd #2: "when people die, their bowels release don't they?"

Crowd quickly descends into chaos as victim's heads hits ground and pants turn brown. "Lets get the hell out of here"

Disclaimer- no Mexican food was wasted for this story

[sambocat]

Celebrate diversity!

[philovan]

Originally Posted by Metal Mike ↗

And yet it's atheists that lack a moral compass. Riiiight.

Yes, actually, they do. There is no basis, on an atheistic materialistic world view, for criticizing the actions seen here, or anywhere else on DR. You might personally find them repulsive, disgusting, etc. but these are merely your subjective reactions and lack any purchase on objective reality. In fact there is no such thing as an objective moral reality, just changeable societal and individual preferences. It is analogous to one person liking spinach while another finds it disgusting and prefers broccoli.

[Zodiac1974]

Seriously, primitive cunts still living in the middle ages. the old fella was probably just cook'n up some Meth for the local kids!

[LiterallyRyan]

Always sad to see Yarmouk and Hawran region like this having been there so many times. Also odd seeing Jaysh Khalid ibn al-Waleed activity lately, they usually don't do these types of productions even though they gave bayah back in May.

[FunkPumpkin]

Originally Posted by >< 0300, infantry >< ↗

That sound....

Yup, such a ghastly squirting sound.

[docfr8]

The crowd sings
"were off to see the wizard."

[Helicocker]

(Wizard) if that sumbitch had any magic he would have used it on sling blade

[Davis916]

I cannot wait till we make fertilizer out of these ISIS bastards. I will drink a shot of whiskey and eat a pork chop to celebrate.

[zin0]

Originally Posted by docfr8 ↗

The crowd sings
"were off to see the wizard."

The wonderful wizard of oz